It is good that a man should both hope and quietly wait for the salvation of the Lord. Lamentations 3:26

I think the only time I've put lotion on is after a sunburn. My skincare routine is Kirk's fragrance free castile bar soap when I take a shower. Which is conveniently also my hair care routine.

3 yo nephew: "Uncle Bob, what are you gonna be for Halloween?" me: "A cranky old man" 3 yo nephew: "Aren't you always is earlier?"

The elites don’t want you to know this but memes are free and you can just take them. I have minimum 9000 memes on my phone right now.

Watching the J.D. Vance movie and eating Cheetos with chopsticks

"There is no such thing as a natural death: nothing that happens to a man is ever natural, since his presence calls the world into question. All men must die: but for every man his death is an accident and, even if he knows it and consents to it, an unjustifiable violation."

A girl asked me out and gave me flowers. It was nice.

Don't fall asleep

good question

I agree

Is that one of those nightmares?

67, explained youtu.be/laZpTO7IFtA

Like my grandma used to always tell me: "If you feed a ghost some garlic, you can find him in the dark."

Is that cassock Gucci?

Luther nailed the 95 Theses to the church door of Wittenberg, and became the inspiration for the 'debate me bros' of today