Thankful that... She can afford an extended vacation to a gorgeous island, sipping margaritas all day long. #thanksgiving

"I made that mistake with a stuffed cat. You do know she can reanimate things?!" x.com/RipperItIs/sta…

Sends a text to @SatanaOfHell after receiving news from David. [Well? When can I come down to see the little man?] [Congrats 😘😘😘]

Aww. x.com/SatanaOfHell/s…

She can come and sleep on her couch. It's new. Plastic wrap and everything. x.com/SatanaOfHell/s…

She's more than welcome. x.com/SatanaOfHell/s…

She could come over and get both. x.com/SatanaOfHell/s…

Maybe. x.com/SatanaOfHell/s…

Do you only have to get frisky with him? x.com/SatanaOfHell/s…

Because you cook them. Or eat them raw. Or was that Dia? x.com/SatanaOfHell/s…

I don't know *sad face* did you unfollow or mute her? x.com/SatanaOfHell/s…

Scary Satana is scary. x.com/SatanaOfHell/s…

Pulls out earplugs, removes a cucumber slice. "Yes?" x.com/SatanaOfHell/s…

"I'm not showing off for anyone and I don't have an endless supply of virgins to bleed out. So." Shrugs. x.com/SatanaOfHell/s…

"Not in blood, preferably." x.com/SatanaOfHell/s…

"My skin isn't great now, alcohol isn't going to help..." Squints. "Is this a new body" x.com/SatanaOfHell/s…

Snickers. "Do I get to try that?" x.com/SatanaOfHell/s…

"Meh. Bummer. I wanted to try it sometime." x.com/SatanaOfHell/s…

"Yes. Though it sounds weird when you put it like that." x.com/SatanaOfHell/s…

SaTAAAANAA