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I always pay a little extra to get the gas with no cum

As the year winds to a close it is with great regret that I must inform you that Queen Elizabeth II has died

Lol, no PI on that pick. Come on man, you don’t have to kick them while they’re down refs

Bob Uecker has narrated my baseball life and no one will ever replace him in any capacity. Devastating loss

Barron is just young Gru from the minions. Uncanny really

Good choice of Kendrick and SZA to perform on the inside of a Magic 8 ball

…and the Mahomes era ends not with a bang but with a whimper

Ok the pizza rolls commercial was good

Wow the world first AI marionette

I actually know quite a bit about this subject and this is an absolutely insane thing to say. The water is gone because Mars lost most of its atmosphere due to a nearly non existent magnetic field

Just reached my steps goal as I laid down on the couch. Perfection

Who says all the big advertisers have fled this site? Clearly not.

Elvin Rodriguez enjoy never appearing in the majors again

This is basically the same thing as Kim Jong Un saying he played a round of golf with 18 holes in one, lol. No one at his age (or most any age) would nail the normal range on every test

I put that I had five years of previous pope experience on my resume, hopefully they don’t dig too deep on that one

I am afraid I have turned down the request I just received to be pope. The benefits package was nice, but the dress code was a little much

Chicago Pope, coming to NBC, Thursdays after Chicago Fire and Chicago Med

I’ve seen some goofy looking warnings in my time, but this one is right near the top

Just caught myself reminiscing about pizzas of my youth

Brewers pitchers tonight — Miz, Koenig, Uribe, Megill — averaged 99.34 mph on fastballs. That's the highest average fastball velo in any single game by a team in the pitch tracking era. We don't have velo data past '08, but odds are that's the highest avg FB velo in a game EVER.