To my fellow Chronomancers, let's talk about how we time align the output of our anomaly detection infrastructure with the upstream PrometheusMonitoring series at #PromCon2018. This lightning round is fast so bring your best time shifting skills.

Weeeeeee, what a ride! Thanks again to all our sponsors, especially the Diamond sponsors CNCF FreshTracks.io InfluxData PeakGames Robust Perception Sysdig VMware Tanzu Observability by Wavefront! Once again, without them, #PromCon2018 would not have been possible. See you next year!

Are you using kube-state-metrics to expose your cluster states? In part 6 of this blog series, Bob Cotton covers the cluster states you can gather and includes a list of the 19 #Kubernetes object types. blog.freshtracks.io/a-deep-dive-in…

Changed my Zoom profile picture to a screencap of me on a call, so that I still look like I'm paying attention even when I've stopped the video. #lifehacks

Welcome to a new episode of "Things That Can Go Horribly Wrong With Your #Monitoring Infrastructure!" @Strofcon covers cardinality explosions in #prometheus and what you can do about them. blog.freshtracks.io/bomb-squad-aut…

[NEWS] CNCF to host #Cortex in the Sandbox 🎉 cncf.io/blog/2018/09/2…

It's Official! Today #Cortex joined the Christine as a Sandbox Project. Let's keep building this project and community together! blog.freshtracks.io/cortex-accepte…

Use Serverless functions (FaaS) for simpler deployment and easier scaling of #Prometheus rule evaluation. Dave Thompson walks through application creation techniques to handle computationally intensive analysis methods. blog.freshtracks.io/faas-for-scala…

For all my #cycling tweeps - How to Buy a Bike - great laugh, and spot on! j.mp/2RZWFRS

Verifying myself: I am bcotton on Keybase.io. VhtlaSyJnmcboiWKuxITsQ7PddlUttz-IqZk / keybase.io/bcotton/sigs/V…

Verifying myself: I am bcotton on Keybase.io. F2c_12erf6Mqx4peyWaLL8a--k1pUFV_Pn53 / keybase.io/bcotton/sigs/F…

Thanks Weaveworks for inviting Neeraj Poddar to share how and why Aspen Mesh uses cortex in production to implement our hosted Prometheus service which is a key part of our analytics platform. weave.works/blog/how-aspen…

How to criticize successfully:

TED just posted my April talk to their YouTube channel (having previously posted it to their site). If you find the message important, please help spread it: bit.ly/rhrTED2

When is enough, enough? medium.com/@davepell/on-h…

It's time Governor Jared Polis. Close down the schools. Please follow Ohio's lead.

It's easy to get people to come together in common sacrifice in the middle of a war. It's very hard to get them to do so in a pandemic that looks invisible precisely because suppression methods are working. But that's exactly what we're going to have to do. /end

I am an emergency physician. My increased exposure means that I have chosen to isolate from my family, to keep them safe. This is how I see my daughters (pictured with their cousins, with whom they’re staying). If I can do this, you can stay home. #stayhome #BCdocs #COVID19

The 8 yr old just asked why the tooth fairy doesn’t just dig up dead people to get teeth.