Rather think something is Ai first than believing it’s true

“he’s just one of my brother’s friends” and you follow him on spotify💀??

i be randomly laughing at a tweet i read yesterday when im by myself

taking someone’s virginity then ghosting them isn’t illegal, but some things don’t need laws to be wrong.

Some of you are way too horny on this app.

Whoever came up with a 30 minute lunch break need a 30 minute ass whooping

day 11 of tweeting until i reach 500 followers good morning yall

i actually talk a lot when i feel like someone is really listening to me

Went to do confession at church, now the cops are in front of my door.

using a condom and still pulling out, call that two factor authentication.

people singing happy birthday to you feels like a real life unskippable ad

my best lock in is only 33 more crash outs away

day 12 of tweeting till I reach 500 followers good afternoon woti

how US history what actuaIly is taught happened

Rejecting a girl bc you have a girlfriend is like rejecting money because you have a job

got a lift from this married couple and i heard the husband say “i’ll flip this mf over” during their argument…am i cooked

day 13 of tweeting till I reach 500 good afternoon woti how has your sunday been so far

good morning x fam 🌞 active rn and catching up on notis

Yo mama be praying for yo safety at night & u innat man bed telling him to choke u