I have had some pretty mundane run-ins with celebrities but I think my favorite is that Brandon Routh sometimes shopped at the Target I worked at in Des Moines and a couple times I just asked if he was finding everything ok in the menswear section

Feelin’ meaty rn

Dingoes Ate My Baby iykyk

Watching The Iron Claw. Someone tell me why Ric Flair sounds like Will Ferrell in Zoolander

Je voudrais un fromagesteak, Whiz avec

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I was gifted cash for a tattoo a while back and I have absolutely no idea what to get

Kinda tired of not making money as a stay-at-home dad but also don’t feel like I have enough time as it is. Anyone tryna pay for foot pics from a 38-year-old man with terrible callouses? I promise to use part of the money for a pedicure

Bummed to announce that Miley’s Psycho Killer is the worst Stop Making Sense tribute track so far, the others have all been so good

My son took a nap super early this morning and has refused to nap since so now I’m positive he’s gonna try to fall asleep at like 5:30 and it’s gonna be wildly inconvenient

“Uhrr nuhrr ahm gonna bluhrr m’ luhrrd” - Australian guy who struggles with premature ejaculation

A few years ago I joked that I’m gonna start saying “dopey” when I mean “dope” and just realized that would be funny with wack/wacky as well

I turned off my tv and fell asleep halfway through dynamite I have no idea what happened in the first half either

I used to be one of those “books > e-readers” folks but the last couple of years I’ve realized just how great a kindle is. Much easier to hold my attention and easy on the eyes.

I think it’s really great that he sticks his neck out for his company. Gonna brace myself for whatever happens in the overrun.

I’ve been skipping watching wrestling lately and the only thing that’s different is I’m sleeping better. Might just stay away until DoN and see if I can just do a hard reset

I’ve been getting back on my book reading bullshit while my son is napping but I’ve gotta start picking a day where I get caught up on shows during his nap instead

Shoulder day is best day

Guys can I say something