Black dudes are so horny

Rah rah shut up woman (these texts are 15 minutes apart)

Murph 🇺🇸

Julius Randle rn

First favorite player

Big fan of this guy. A repeat is coming

The optics of everyone “wearing the shirt” at an OKC thunder game fucking suck

Can this faggot ben griffin stop contending in golf tournaments. His glasses fucking suck and he’s a walking billboard

“So you have a payroll of 324 million” “Yes, Dave” “And you spent 765 million on a guy who’s batting .224?” “That’s correct, Dave”

Happy to announce i’m starting my banking internship today at esteemed financial firm northwestern mutual!

How is slow motion so shitty in 2025

Straight artistry from PSG so far

It’s recreational pickleball boss not Roland garros

Boner is 1 year older today

Is it time to start a dialogue that Auburn athletics are having a better year than Alabama athletics?

Hmu for a meet and greet this weekend

Boss man (my brain) told me I did a good job and earned 25 minutes of Twitter time

No it’s this

A 10/10 piss is better than a sloppy blowjob