In labor disputes between professional athletes and team owners, the player is going to get my support 100 percent of the time. That figure is even higher if the owner is Jerry Jones and his shit-for-brains son. I renounced my lifelong Cowboys fandom years ago and it’s still ✌🏼

Shoutout NorCal!!! ***

I tagged Freezing Cold Takes just in case Cam chokes again. I apologize to everyone already for my extreme wrongness 😂

While they might look very tasty, these homemade tots were a resounding failure. So dense they just weren’t appetizing at all. We’re calling them “tater-nots” 😭 Deferring to Ore-Ida from now on 🙇🏻‍♂️

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFuck ICE. This tyrannical government of soulless cunts needs its tentacles chopped off.

For those asking: “How can I help?” We will need legal counsel. I usually try to do everything on my own, but I cant imagine that finding affordable and effective legal counsel will be easy. If you have any recommendations, I’ll gladly take them. Shoot me a DM 📩

The 19th Hole is live tonight @ 10:00 ET, previewing the #FedExStJudeChampionship! • Tour News & Notes 🗞️ • TPC Southwind Breakdown • Best Bets 💰 youtube.com/live/8D9p-fAHO…

Who’s coming over for lasagna tonight? Here’s a 🧵 on how I’m making it, starting with the ragu. Can’t do a really good sauce without soffritto.

🚨 Sam Burns Alert 🚨 40-to-1 Best putter in the field. Dominates Bermuda greens. Pat Fitzmaurice & Bo McBrayer 👑 of 🌶 have your full betting guide for the St. Jude Championship ⬇️ youtu.be/hori8dIPIkU

Really digging this #WB2025 start. Warrior Bowl

Paddle boarding weather ☀️

Repping the Dirty 530 all the way to the belt! That’s my friend right there! 🐓🤿