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Boy I'd hate to live in America right now...

Natural causes have their chance to do the funniest thing ever today

In fairness how would a kryptonian military man trapped in a prison dimension for like 30 years have heard of Earth’s America’s freedom of the press?

Mood

Come on SNL, listen to the masses and cast Guy Montgomery as Steve Kornacki

Just gonna keep clicking refresh on America

The ultimate pickup line is "Do you like rizz?"

Was rooting for a rebuke, now I'd settle for a squeak

That election fucking sucked. At least there won't be any more

I cannot help but imagine the horrors to come. The only solace is how wrong I was about how I thought everything would go

How do you make god laugh? Think of a plan Just kidding, there's no god

I keep thinking there should be some mechanism that prevents exactly this from happening but the election was that mechanism.

Sure we'll have fewer rights than our grandparents but we'll make up for it by having more polio than they did!

You know. In case of supertigers

Trying not to be alarmist while alarms are going off everywhere non-stop is fucking hard

Like a little Rory Calhoun

A civil war and a world war at the same time is gonna really be something

Remember where you were when Tim Burton invented stripes?