What's that old saying? You can skelp the teams you play? So let's no compare a massive European team like Dortmund, to a Lord of the Rings character please guys.

The actual pain this guy is feeling must be too much 😭😭😂😂

This is beautiful 😂😂👏👏

This is actually going to far. I can't laugh anymore please stop. P.s I'm a lawyer

If the US & NATO don't retaliate after Putin effectively attacks a NATO ally (Solevian Consulate in Ukraine). I'll will effectively call them shitebags for life. Pointless having this NATO arrangement otherwise.

Get thos so far to fuck Mr Rangers. You've fucked this one

Where do we get those half n half scars from? Asking for myself.

The Aldi Twitter admin needs a pay rise. Fuck it just give them the company

We have a fucking bomb squad... BOMB SQAUD. Surely that's a first? 😭😂

Did ye aye?

Thanks babe 😘 Rangers Football Club

And here's me getting a bollocking for taking a shite outside break times...

What the actual flying fuckity fuck is this AC/DC pish! Unless Angus can score 30 yard volleys, then get this pish to fuck Mr Rangers Football Club. This ain't a dig at AC/DC... Huge fan.

Mr Blue Tick here kidding on that he hasn't got this in his cupboard still, like the rest of us Toastie loving peasants.

Sounds like something someone who got shagged at the John Greig statue would say...

Serious question... since they are making it 60 club set up. Would you be for or against it if Rangers got asked? (Totally hypothetical not saying we will get asked).

There's only one person that can sort this mess out at Celtic Park..... David Attenborough cause Shark Week is coming early this year...