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Blue the cat UK

@bluethecatuk

Star of Blue the Cat books. Loves olives, cheese, marmite, Dreamies & cuddles.

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Crazy Vibes (@crazyvibes_1) 's Twitter Profile Photo

My husband and I were dressed and ready to go out for a lovely evening of dinner and theater. Having been burgled in the past, we turned on a 'night light' and the answering machine, then put the cat in the backyard. When our cab arrived, we walked out our front door and our

🇺🇸 🦅Simple Man 🦅🇺🇸 (@soaringeagle45) 's Twitter Profile Photo

After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to the local grocery store. Like most men, I found shopping boring and just wanted to get in and get out. My wife, on the other hand, like most women, loves to browse. Yesterday, my wife received a letter from

🇺🇸 🦅Simple Man 🦅🇺🇸 (@soaringeagle45) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Betty’s washing machine quit working so she called in a repairman. Since she had to go to work the next day, she told the repairman, "I'll leave the key under the mat. Fix the washing machine and leave the bill on the counter, and I'll mail you a check. "Oh, by the way don't

Make Britain Great Again (@uk_needs_reform) 's Twitter Profile Photo

🦆 Pothole update: now officially a wildlife reserve. 🦆 Well, things have escalated… Our now famous pothole puddle has officially welcomed its first residents, and Stubbington Duck Pond is open for business, complete with eight fine feathered (rubber) locals enjoying the

🦆 Pothole update: now officially a wildlife reserve. 🦆

Well, things have escalated…

Our now famous pothole puddle has officially welcomed its first residents, and Stubbington Duck Pond is open for business, complete with eight fine feathered (rubber) locals enjoying the