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Chris Neumann

@blueneumann

Writer, artist, fun uncle.
@blueneumann.bsky.social
@[email protected] on Mastodon.
@neumaticcamera on Instagram.
Should I post my Tumblr?

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calendar_today21-04-2009 03:11:39

54,1K Tweets

517 Followers

401 Following

Cate(@supergayscripts) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I think one part of the box office burning is men have more entertainment than they could ever possibly support and women have about one film per lifetime

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Ari Cohn(@AriCohn) 's Twitter Profile Photo

'We eat paste' is actually an inadvertently plausible answer to 'What the hell is going on at Business Insider and why do they keep publishing total nonsense?'

'We eat paste' is actually an inadvertently plausible answer to 'What the hell is going on at Business Insider and why do they keep publishing total nonsense?'
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Chris Neumann(@blueneumann) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Okay, I used to watch Emu as a little kid and had no idea that anyone in the states had heard of it, let alone that he showed up on Carson. This is so weird to see.

youtube.com/watch?v=7m8UWx…

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Leah From South Dakota(@leah_from) 's Twitter Profile Photo

This. A handful of your childhood years shouldn't be the only time in your entire life you get to be a silly little goof.

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Justine Bateman(@JustineBateman) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Been saying this for a while. Get ready for procedures you don’t need and for your insurance company only covering what “the program” dictated, and not instead what your doctor or dentist wants to do.

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Just A Simple Artificer 🔩⚙️🎨🪡(@CraftyCatDad) 's Twitter Profile Photo

What doesn’t get sold at Valentino’s liquidation sale will get sent by the pound by liquidators to the rag house. But what does that MEAN? What is a rag house? What happens next? 🧵

What doesn’t get sold at Valentino’s liquidation sale will get sent by the pound by liquidators to the rag house. But what does that MEAN? What is a rag house? What happens next? 🧵
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Chris Neumann(@blueneumann) 's Twitter Profile Photo

These micro-moments are the best. Had a few of them and they're like, perfect. Nice, quick, polite and no opportunity to make a fool of yourself.

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Matt Ferguson(@Cakes_Comics) 's Twitter Profile Photo

You know what’s a genuinely beautiful film? The NeverEnding Story. The matte paintings are some of the best ever put to film…

You know what’s a genuinely beautiful film? The NeverEnding Story. The matte paintings are some of the best ever put to film…
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