All those protestors who just 'want to protect are wimmin' sure doing a great job on #InternationalWomensDay. Remember, whether they're anti-trans or anti-immigrant, they're never really pro-women.

Here's our 🎶 parody version of Barry McGuire's 1965 "Eve of Destruction" that we've modernised to turn to current US adventurism. We're calling it: "Grief and Destruction" 🚀 #Iran #micfaceblockage #cajonfrontandcentre

This is hilarious. Also, completely enraging.

This. 100% this.

Is there no limit to their treachery

In a world where you can be anything, be a number 50

#TransRightsAreHumanRights 🏳️‍⚧️

📞"The Green Energy lobby started this war! They convinced America and Israel to start a war to make oil prices expensive! Now people will think renewable energy's a better idea!" Colin from Portsmouth knows who really started the conflict in Iran, and he's furious.

You're more likely to die from autoerotic asphyxiation or a faulty buttplug accident than someone assassinating you, you mook.

Never in doubt. 👊 Jordan Pickford has won the Premier League Save of the Month for February, recognised for his stunning stop against Newcastle United. 🏆

How on earth do the BBC know the scores already?! Rugby is fixed and this is the proof.

“But, as you see, it's a beautiful day, the Strait of Hormuz is open and people are having a wonderful time!”

He should be locked up.

Just watched it, absolutely brilliant 💙💙💙 #ISwear

Hell yeah - start today with something uplifting by giving this legend a listen ❤️🎸 ❤️

Now we’ve got Conor McGregor with his horse & Andrew Tate with his jewel encrusted bum bag protecting the UAE from Iran…who can we add to the task force? Big Bad Bob Jenrick & his Cheltenham lads? Larry Grayson? Rylan? Phillip Schofield? Mad Dog Matt Hancock? JK Rowling? Limahl?

Great game so far, England are properly up for this 👍👍👍 #ENGLAND 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 #FRAENG #SixNations 🏉

England were great, but at the end of both halves did really dumb things when all they needed to do was run down the clock: Marley tackles a man in the air, leading to a try & yellow card; Pollock gets hold of the ball with 20 seconds left & tries to pass it 🙄 #6Nations