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Is it customary for Cowboys to ask you to dance 😆😆🤠 😍

Some YOU win Some THEY lose! 😉

If you can out sarcasm me I might just fall for you! 😂😂😂

If you drank 42 cups of anything in one sitting it would probably kill you!

Make it harder, no relieving yourself.. Now could you do it?

Every night when she went to sleep She preyed he would appear And just like magic He’d take her waist & pull her in so near He’d kiss her gently hold her tight & would never let her go Until the sun rose in the morning light He’d disappear Her dream lover that only she did know

Good Morning May your day be as nice and enjoyable as 1, A moist flaky chocolate croissant 2, A morning chorus of cheer from the birds 3, My new matching lingerie set from good old M&S The choice is yours 💋 PS : As if I’d give you a picture of my knickers!! 😂🤣

Dick Dick Dick dick dicksock dick dick Dick Dick Dick Dick Dick Always Dick Dicksock was a typo but I quite like how that sounds🤷‍♀️

Someone has been invading my thoughts just recently and I can’t shift the fucker out! Possible reasoning 1, Some unknown power is pushing me to be there 2, You’re a fucking idiot and need a slap! 🤨

Seriously my TL is like a Market Research questionnaire All I’m seeing are pointless questions from pointless sheep! I’m outta here…have a beautiful day 💋🐊

Rare!

As we age we sometimes doubt how good we look…another line or grey hair here But then you have those days you do your hair & make, your skin looks amazing & then you remember just how fucking hot you really are! Never forget the sexy MF that you’ve always been!

An explosion of colour 💕🌸🌺💐🌷

Can you see the Bumble Bee 🐝

Today’s pretty pink thing 🌸🦩💕

Domino’s Hoo Hoo! 😂😂

I’m never flirting with no fucker ever again it screws your mind up and wastes your time … (which is actually the richest commodity in your life)! 😉😂🤣🤣

Watch this 👇you Bastard! 😂🤣😂🤣😂

Bell! 😊😁💕

28 it’s Suite btw!