You think I forgot about that time in your office. You took advantage of me. Mr. Big CEO “protecting” me from the coming layoffs. I’ll never feel clean again. FUCK. YOU.

Black Friday and Cyber Monday deals are typically still going on!

It’s an employee’s birthday today! You know what that means!

It’s been over a year since we joined the Infosys family! Time sure flies by! #BlueAcorn #Infosys

Have a happy weekend everyone!

It is Monday# my dudes!

Don’t forget to set expiration dates on your holiday promo codes! #ecommerce

Happy #hump #day!

Would somebody go heart Greg’s tweets, please?

You act like having a co-CEO with a NFT as an avatar is a bad thing in this climate Also, if any now-former Coinbase employees need a stable haven away from layoffs, Blue Acorn is hiring again!

What Charleston needs is another taproom: Brew Acorn, where we serve beer to local disenfranchised former BA employees. Additionally, it can serve an “Eichelburger” - a cheap hamburger laced with laxative. Seemingly good at first, but a real shitshow later!

It’s been 2 years since we last heard from Kevin on Twitter. Big things must be happening with that Gantt chart!

Hey Liz, we could always use a third co-CEO! Also, England is welcome to have Toby or Kevin!

Kevin was truly ahead of his time, laying off significant headcount immediately after a period of rapid growth.

Yes Blackbaud! Welcome the private equity money! And then the inevitable layoffs and thinning out! It happened to us and we turned out just fine-ish! (This Post Brought to You by INFOSYS, World Best IT Firm Grade A+ 🏆)

Welcome to the layoff life, Twitter and Facebook/Meta! There’s cake in the back!

If there’s any one thing Blue Acorn is good at, it’s marketing!

Happy Veteran’s Day, where all Blue Acorn employees are treated like Marines in science fiction movies and video games: Disposable and unremarkable, compared to the main character executives. 🫡

Which means you can expect the project to be done in 8-12 weeks at 2.5x the budget! 💸