No sentence has ever provoked despair like “Walmart’s streaming service...”

Catch us opening Mprov on Nov 6 at 7pm! It's the first show of the fest so if you miss it you won't know what's going on in the other shows. facebook.com/events/2208604…

Opening the festival tonight. Literally. We are going to be ticket takers so we'll be letting you into the theater.

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you say "bye" I say "this time im serious im moving back home im done with this shit" tomato tomato see you at brunch

THE CHAINSMOKERS ARE (kinda) IN DA HOUSE

what if instead of killing all our young ppl/nuking civilians, we get a dotard vs rocket man hell in a cell match? HBO WWE make it happen!

Just making sure we’ve got this straight.

there is a place called new brunswick, new jersey it's the trump-pence of geographical locations

flying air transat to #VIIF2017 and i can't quell the fear that the plane will literally fly the 48 hr trans-atlantic route to vancouver

just landed and we are having a great time at #VIIF2017 !!!!!!!!!!! Wearing the look of the Fall, "not dads, but just as embarrassing"

NOT HAVING A NICE TIME AT ALL #VIIF2017

Thank you for having us Vancouver Improv Festival it was a real sweet blast of a time!

hey ONroute where are all the trash bins at?

ONroute ONroute I can't recycle this banana peel

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The half-scripted, half-improvised 50/50 arrives in six days! Come see EmployeesOfTheYear's Ross Wegscheider, Miriam Cummings, Blood & Thunder, @snackybrown and more! This Sunday, Jan. 21 at 8:30 PM - tickets on sale now! eventbrite.com/e/5050-half-sc…

We are starting a grassroots campaign to add @officialjaden to BROCKHAMPTON. #BROCKJADEN Please retweet and support.

We've got a double header for you tonight at Montreal Improv! • Friday Night's Main Event, with @Elsewhere_mtl, @ohyeahnokidding, Random red and more at 8:30pm • 18 to 20 at 10, with Blood & Thunder, Jess & Vance and more at 10:00pm

Don't miss us (or anyone else) at MTLSketchfest TONIGHT ⚡⚡⚡ montrealsketchfest.com/shows/%e2%9a%a…