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Bleurgh. Gone from happy and high to nauseous and crap. Countdown to #CovBoro KO to distract me! Cmon the City 🩵 #pusb (Yes I’m totally milking the sympathy 🤷‍♀️)

ELLISS SIMMSSSSS!!!!!!! You beauty 😍 Stunning goal #pusb

What a game!! 🤯 A proper hard-fought battle of the top 2. Multiple candidates for MOTM: Simms for me but Kitch and Grimes close behind, and an outstanding performance from Rudi since he came on. GET IN CITY! 🩵 #pusb

A really outstanding number 9 performance last night for this man. Absolutely brilliant. #pusb

They warned me not to sign important documents or make big decisions for 24 hours after the general anaesthetic but nobody said not to buy pink Western boots online…

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Anybody interested in one of these beds ? Brand new in the box sealed single pink velvet ottoman bed, bought from Debenhams who duplicated the order and charged me twice and now want me to pay £50 to return it 🙄 worse company I’ve ever dealt with, just want what I paid, thanks.

I think it seems to be going not too badly so far chaps, what about you?

We did a Gruffalo trail a few years ago and found a big stick in the forest that looked like Stick Man so I took it home and put it in the garden. One day we saw it had a nose. And eyes. Eldest, appalled: “Mum you stole Stick Man!” I’m sure I didn’t. It was just a stick. 👀

Very strange woozy codeine head. I’d like to lie in bed this afternoon and watch us get 3 points please! My seat neighbours at the CBS will enjoy the extra leg room today. C’mon City! 🩵#pusb

Josh Eccles that was a beautiful strike 👌 #pusb

Apparently, if you see a chicken then you’re right-brained and if you see a combine harvester then you’re left-brained. And if you comment with “I can see a dog!” then neither your right nor your left brain functions very well.

🤩 I Love This Kid❣️

Despite the inevitable concussion and groin strain this looks brilliant fun.

It is Dec 1st, and so it's time for this 🎄 Is there anyone who has not yet seen this from 5 years ago? Where are you from? Say hi 👋🏽 Leicester's Hospitals UHLContinence Leicester Colorectal Pelvic Floor Service youtube.com/watch?v=SIDWCa…

Ellis is such a humble likeable lad. I’m so happy to see him playing so well and scoring goals and hope his confidence will continue to rise #pusb

Good luck to everyone doing Elf on the Shelf. I finally agreed to do it after coercion in 2020 and stuffed it in a glass jar with a label reading “Needs to quarantine for the whole of December.” Santa wouldn’t release it from the N Pole after that so we’re free of the b$$$$r.

Tonight, Matthew, I’m going to be a Blackburn Rovers fan. #brfc #pusb

Good morning from my pet worm-dog with a massive head.