We've all done it

We would like to apologise* to everyone who was offended at The Church of the Forgiving Eagle Easter Bonanza today.

(*No refunds).

I have a new favourite band. They're from Brooklyn and they're called Rat Castle and I've no idea what they sound like but LOOK AT THEM

Someone from The Platform asked to interview me about my so-called career a while back. The station's treatment of David Farrier was one reason I turned them down
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Passenger trains served Oamaru until 2002. They could do again! Let's meet and discuss how the community can help make that happen. Oamaru, let's talk trains on Mon 17 April. Register: tockify.com/nztrains/detai…

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In the last 24 hours I have received press releases from bands with these names

Prosthetic Bung
Angry Corpses
Spiral Meth
Iguana Death Cult
Bloodgeon
Vanity Mirror
Vermillion Whiskey
Aawks
Kryptoxik Mortality
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Lol no

Paul Simon is using ChatGPT to write the lyrics for his next single. It'll be called 'You Can Call Me AI'

Even the EV charging stations in Oamaru are steampunk

Ed Sheeran is a very nice man.

This is good use of twitter

'Unknown' blues singer wins 16th Grammy

Really nice touch: Harry Styles goes to the Grammys dressed as the cover of the first Marillion album.

Imagine. Bat Out Of Hell is climbing the charts. You own the rights to an earlier Meat Loaf album, so you repackage and rerelease it to cash in on the big man's success. You can choose any artwork you like, and you go with this.

Harry Styles was born on the day that Green Day's Dookie was released.

Of the four different Real Groovy locations I've visited over the years, their new store on Victoria St West is my favourite. Spacious, light, airy, and crammed with the kind of nonsense only I will buy.

This is specifically about the Crown in Dunedin, a genuinely great small venue, but the story applies everywhere Save Our Venues NZ odt.shorthandstories.com/down-at-the-cr…

Tribute night.

Contrary to the experience of many, my 'for you' feed is virtually indistinguishable from my 'following' feed, which is (mostly) comprised of people I like. Guessing it's because I don't engage with people I don't.