get in the car it’s august

someone buy me these

Call me Kenny the way I fumble baddies on a generational level

I really miss Wendy Williams man I could really go for a “Clap if you think Kenny should die” right now

Don’t tell me the little bunnies jumping on the trampoline are AI please no my heart can’t take it

Only super sexy hotties cry at work

The summer I turned batshit crazy

What’s stopping you??? Send that dm. Book that flight. Take that vacation. Post hog. Tell them you love them. Do it today.

I love crying like a baby and then getting shit done anyway

Life is short, lie on the internet.

Can you make Seattle Mariners better please?

Went to a My Chemical Romance party tonight

Temporary tattooed too hard and might have just convinced myself of something

They’re bringing back the presidential fitness test because we’ve been bad

My favorite soul cycle instructor is moving to a new city and I’m being very normal about it

For someone who considers himself relatively well spoken “yeah, no” is a horrifically load bearing part of my lexicon

Why did no one tell me how to cook a wolf was MID!!!!!!!!