Wait, my Nintendo Switch's lithium battery started swelling only recently. The Mossad got to my Switch?!

Ah, Nintendo console rumours. How I missed thee. And look, it's the Switch XL! Wait, what the hell are those triggers on the back? Eww. Brother, eww.

1) It should be illegal for members of parliament, especially Prime Ministers, to accept any gift. 2) Personally, if I was Keir, I would reject this particular gift because football is lame.

Can't wait for this episode:

We absolutely did, but the rest of the world chose ignorance and I can not blame them. My VHS tape of Mr. Blobby sits in my house, haunting the cupboard that it has been entombed in. Mr Blobby lives on in the psyche of every British person born in the 1990s.

Sonic Central 2024 summarised: abundance of Shadow, golf, motorbike, toys.

I am contractually obligated to support the guy that is also from the West Mids, but I wanted the woman who made the duck to get Star Baker. You can't be a realistic looking duck. #GBBO

This is as funny as when Andrew Davies said, "we will make breakfast a success."