❝ Pregnancy will do that! ❞

❝ The green thumb to my black thumb, quite literally. See how perfect we are for each other? I would /love/ to have a functioning garden someday. ❞

della.✧ You know it's a lie when the biggest Azrael simp, Nico, is suddenly anti-Az.

della.✧ The phone call is coming from inside the house.

della.✧ LUTE SHOULDA KEPT HER DAMN MOUTH SHUT.

della.✧ 🤷‍♀️

della.✧ NICO, NO! THE VOID IS TOXIC!

Dunno what Gabe & the fat man are arguing about, but I'm siding with Gabe.

Unemployed man says what?

If only I could, then I wouldn't have to share the same air as you.

Please, Adam. You & I both know you only care about sex.

⠀⠀Giving Gabe some lumpia.

... Thank you for proving my statement, you fucking bloody idiot.

Exactly. Saying "I love you" to you was the biggest mistake of my life. If you just wanted sex, you should have said so.

You can't even fucking say it. Who "loves me" clearly isn't you. Fuck off.

SO YOU PROVED MY POINT. You don't love me, Zeek, or anyone. You just want to fuck.

The dumbest person is still leagues smarter than you, so I'll take it as a compliment. Do you recall your response to me? "Let's fuck." Oh wow, Adam, so convincing. You totally weren't using me for sex! That was sarcasm, by the way.