Hey it’s me Johnny D.🧞‍♂️

Gtfo if you don’t think these are delicious

Goals for 2022: learn to do at home sushi and hibachi.

Those late night pizza rolls hit different

You can buy a harpoon gun on Amazon for $86.90, I don’t need one but I need one.

Denmark just ended Covid restrictions bloomberg.com/news/articles/…

My favorite thing about Australia is how the terms “cunt” and “fuckwit” just roll off the tongue like common terminology. Oh and the kangaroos are cool also.

If the Bengals win the Super Bowl I’m giving one person who likes and retweets this tweet $10,000 dollars. Must be following me to win. GO.

Lmao this fucking page.. I need to filter my life through this

#BREAKING: Senate passes bill to make Daylight Saving Time permanent.

2020 was wild

Wednesday suppose to be 99 degrees, man fuck you and this working outside shit.

As you get older you start to value time so much more.

Starlink V2, launching next year, will transmit direct to mobile phones, eliminating dead zones worldwide

I’m tired boss

So does anyone else’s mothers come over to their adult children’s house, clean it, then you can find your shit for the next 6 months or just me? 😂 thankful for the thought but god damn Julie

You ever love a song, then watch the music video and suddenly the song sucks?

My brain: don’t say it. Me: …… My brain: just don’t. Me: …….. My brain: please. Me: I GOT A HEART LIKE A TRUCK