So lekker om 'n meisie te wees 👏🏼🙄 #HappyWomensDay

*finished singing happy birthday* everyone: Hip hip hooray that one brah in the back: A NOGGE PIEP

Very disappointed with KFC South Africa Worcester employee who did nothing but laugh at the fact that vagrants crowded my car while in the drive thru.

Me last night: This week I am going to be a better me. Me this morning: Fokken fok

Ek mis twitter toe like nog 'n sterretjie was.

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Jy kan nie die verlede verander nie maar jy kan kies hoe jy dit onthou.

Vanaand verlang ek meer na ons herinneringe as na jou

“I think love is a hard word to define… You can love a lot of things about a person and still not love the whole person.”

Ons nuwe video vir Flikker! Kyk hom, deel hom, steel hom. Dankie aan kykNET NOU en Berg River Brewery. fb.me/2iBblS9XU

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@ september please be a little gentle with me I’m so tired

I have found my calling

Seems like the big G is only coming for the Americans smh x.com/juleedao_/stat…

Vir kersfees soek ek asseblief nuwe vriende.

And a 20 pc McNugget meal, thanks. x.com/bliksement/sta…

My ma en haar beste vriendin is 47 en hulle surprise mekaar nogsteeds met koffie 6 uur in die oggend op mekaar se verjaarsdae.

As ek ‘n R1500 fine kan kry omdat ek nie stop by ‘n stopstraat nie kan sy maar R150 000 fine kry omdat sy ‘n kameelperd doodmaak. x.com/aryannagourdin…