My neighbourhood after the tornado and straight line winds last night. We’re safe. No power or service, but came out to get some supplies. Headed back now.

Houston Tornados just keep giving…found this baby alone and scared. Searched for mom and left food out to hopefully either lure her or any other lost babies. Taking to shelter if nothing else.

Surviving a tornado while in Walmart was not on today’s agenda.

I wanted to play FIFA and ended up trapped in a bedroom screaming for help. His roommate walked in, saw what was happening, and then shut the door behind him. I was then choked with a belt so I couldn’t scream anymore.

I miss tour i can’t wait for August 😩😩

And so today ends with an arrest and expulsion. Cool.

new holiday just dropped.

How’s your morning Daffy?

Oh y’know, just waiting on the drug dogs for my classroom 😭

Oh he loves loves this song

Idk how teachers do this full time

These kids are asking to get some sunlight like they’re a buncha lizards

Why are my students conspiring in front of me like I don’t hear them 🤨

Just got my tickets for Lorna Shore 💪

Can’t wait to break a leg during Kublai Kahn.

(This is a joke, universe. Please don’t actually have me break my leg)

Not them tryna write me up for being late to lunch … IM THE TEACHER PLS

I was hired for the rest of the school year at the alternative school campus for the disciplinary kids. God help me.

should be illegal to be sleepy

Can’t get shit done with people home and Noah singing in my head istg