A hallmark of a man being in love with you is them thinking your ass is twice as big as it actually is

Something so beautiful and rustic about bathing yourself with a bar of soap

Everyday I wake up and choose between being desired, respected, or overlooked

I never learn

Hot girls have ugly smiles

I’m addicted to being 15-30 minutes late to everything!!

The only jobs in 2024 are 9 to 5 or influencer

I was in a store and it started hailing. I heard a man tell his wife and daughter, “it won’t last long.” For some reason it made me miss having a man

Dichotomy of men: Hot or smart Cool or rich Exciting or stable Funny or generously laughs at your jokes Nonchalant or the worst person you’ve ever met

I don’t wanna be at work I wanna be at the antique store 😩😩😩

Fought my demons all weekend

Pussy like a sports car

I need to be scolded at rn

Want to throw a dumbbell into a mirror at the gym soooo bad

Crying to Lil Wayne’s Lollipop

The only time my head is empty is when I’m at Sephora </3