your social status online is how you need to survive in this digital world we live in now

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but how did they get in there??

I learned Morse code and then I couldn't sleep because the rain kept telling me to go fuck myself.

“A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away….” Skywalker said this 🤣

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Zoom in on this. If you’re not angry yet, you should be.

The most valuable trait of an entrepreneur: A sense of urgency. Most people walk slow, think slow, move slow, make decisions slow. They lolly gag around life. No energy. No excitement. Those people never end up making it happen. They end up working for the man,

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What I am trying to accomplish will soon be seen as one of the most innovative ways for people to live and work.

Nobody shares online just to inform anymore. They share to get likes, views, and shares. And if someone says otherwise (unless it’s literally their job), they’re lying. The internet isn’t about truth… it’s about attention. The information economy has shifted from what’s most

Never fold Never give up Just get up and push today There is no tomorrow There was no yesterday There’s just yesterday Push

got a tattoo of all the meme coins i made money on this year

The "8 hours of sleep" rule is based on ZERO evidence. Ancient humans slept in two distinct phases, not one long stretch. Here's the shocking truth about how you should really be sleeping:

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