*taps sign*

Must be cool being Knausgård. Silver hair, famous novels, soccer skills, complex and oftentimes fraught relationships with friends and family. Oooh your smoke so tough, Karl Ove. Pick me for your soccer team, Karl Ove! Write another engaging narrative for me big bro 🙏🙏💯💯

Zohran Mamdani (Zohran Kwame Mamdani) on Perfectly Imperfect ⭐️ The New York City–based mayoral candidate stops by to tell us what he's been into.

I’m at the Osamasan concert and it’s the first concert I’ve ever been to where there’s no line for the women’s bathroom

bringing back this all timer today

i’m wearing my i voted sticker on my beautiful huge breasts

sometimes your friends will post a bad picture of you but that’s ok because looking ugly as fuck is your payment for having a good time. and a lesson about giving up control

Dhooom Dhooom. Zohran Mamdani with his mother Mira Nair, Father and Wife. #ZohranMamdani

You should just hand over the keys to the next 4'10" woman with waist length brown hair that you pass

how it feels to wake up in Zohran Mamdani’s New York City

They’re saying you should give the keys to the next 5’3” baddie you see 😛

who else thinks they look EXACTLY like the couple I ran off the road and ultimately ended their lives during a drunk driving incident in 2016 😂🙋‍♂️ i still see their faces in my dreams and ive never told anybody about this 😂🤦‍♂️

Jeffrey Epstein Birthday Book is so crazy and people don’t even talk about it anymore lol

Accidentally added my boyfriend mom to my close friends and i don’t know when I did that so I don’t know how long she’s been on there

mood

Don’t ask too many questions God gave me the permission And when you shame me, it makes me want it more

This is what I drink instead of water

Oooooh he’s maddddd lmao