Pretty sure the commercial I just saw had a “do not attempt” warning pop up when a woman flipped a tortilla by pinching it with her bare fingers.

Squeeze peanut butter plus raisins plus bag of celery equals pretty solid hotel snack

Are you kidding me? After years of keeping the GSuite format essentially the same, Google changed their set up the LITERAL WEEK after I spent hours making a guide on using Google Drive!?

I was about to make dinner earlier, but the kid got upset because I had promised sushi. The sushi was supposed to be with a babysitter, but the plans changed. I ordered sushi anyway, and the kid decided he was feeling full and ate nothing.

Today I was teaching a preschool class and a child asked me how come I have rainbow hair “because I thought everyone has black hair.” I said, “well, not everyone, but my hair actually is black.” “It’s definitely rainbow.”

Me: oh let me go ahead and reserve tickets for the children’s museum Children's Museum of Cleveland: lol good luck finding the link (But really I cannot find the link on the site and my kid desperately wants to go cmcleveland.org )

Today I took 5 teenagers on a picnic. My friend came, too. An elderly woman very earnestly complimented us on our “beautiful family.” 🥹

There isn’t really much worth looking at here anymore, is there?

Hey y’all. I haven’t been on here in a minute, but if you haven’t already figured it out, I’m on other stuff with this handle and/or my name. Except not the new ones because I’m tired.