NASA employee: oh hey you guys are back early Astronaut: moon's haunted NASA employee: what? Astronaut: *loading a pistol and getting back on the rocket-ship and also his penis and balls are out* moon's haunted

hi #HotNozzleSummer friends i wanted to participate in spitter but also not have to worry about my real job getting mad at me

the best part is i'm not even in a aerospace industry i'm just weird about tweeting stupid shit on my personal

physics is like sex because I pretend I’m having a good time doing it

My face when you haven’t watched Countdown: Inspiration4 Mission to Space on Netflix yet

The two genders are "mentally ill in a way that gets you laid" and "mentally ill in a way that prevents you from getting laid"

shit that gets me mad: I have multiple accounts here, in gmail, and on Instagram, and all three of them use different ways of quick switching between accounts y’all just need to get in a room and figure it out

My favorite thing about space is that it feels like space. It feels like a real, you know, go to zero gravity, space. You know the reason why you go, to float around from outer space.