I love saying “I fear…” about shit that isn’t scary. I’m getting ramen tonight I fear…

POV: you just won the fantasy championship for the first time 🥹

This is for my male followers only. Ladies, don't watch. You won't properly appreciate it.

When cutting food while eating it (i.e steak) do you cut with the knife in your dominant hand or off hand?

i loathe tiny transactional “venmo me $9 for covering lunch” culture no i’m gonna pay for you this time, you’re gonna pay for me next time, and it’s all gonna come out in the aggregate of our long and storied friendship

God forbid someone hits a ground ball my way

🚨D I Pitchers of the Week: 2/24-3/2🚨 Strong pitching week for the The ACC

Willing to bet it was Kal Youngquist fault so he should pay to fix it

pope yes

PCA is a superstar player and a superstar teammate. He’s having the time of his life. I love this team. #MVPete

Joey Chestnut's eating records: 🍴 76 hot dogs & buns / 10 minutes 🍴 182 large chicken wings / 30 minutes 🍴 121 Twinkies / 6 minutes 🍴 257 Donettes / 6 minutes 🍴 390 shrimp wontons / 8 minutes 🍴 165 pierogi / 8 minutes 🍴 45 pulled pork sandwiches / 10 minutes 🍴 53 soft

All EIGHT of the Cubs home runs today

It’s all about Jesus.

They killed a 31 year old father of two whose only crime was to go to university campuses and engage in good faith with people who disagreed with him. If this isn’t a wake up call then we’re never going to wake up.

this and a small town where somethings not right

ESPN had to lower the crowd noise from how loud Wrigley was I love this city so much

Grim reaper knocking on door meme

Matthew Boyd (‘25 Home Splits) 12-1 89.2 IP 2.51 ERA 0.90 WHIP 23.2 K% 4.1 BB%

Ben Brown down on injury! Cubs replace Brown with Cade Horton. By rule, Brown will be ineligible for the NLCS should the Cubs qualify.

MLB teams based on how ‘passionate’ the average fan is: