I ain’t gay but my peen don’t work when I perform

I don’t piss straight up

dear god, please put me next to someone on this plane that i will have an unreal boner for

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random wamen: play despacito me: shits out my penis

adele go fuck yourself

i use little toilets in the mall because fuck society

girls ur lucky u never get to experience walking up to front of the classroom with a raging go-hard boner. i thought i’d be done with that years ago

future wasn’t actually drinking lean, fuck the guy

fibromyalgia? ha. more like what the doctors pretty much diagnose as being a fuckin wimp

threesomes.

jesus mom when you tell me to take the dishes out of the dish washer it sure feels like a dick in the mouth

Please don’t let Ben Shapiro find out about white boy summer

imagine if that’s so raven did dmt

you’re coughing in the fries bro

just got into anime…blue hair and my hero academia lore to follow

nipples and boobs

gravity. Papa Roach that was me w the phone. great show otherwise