itchy and scratchy #MorePopularThanTheObamaBudget

If you dont like Blake Shelton you're as useless as boobs on a nun

Jingle bells Blake Shelton style... Pulling down her pants Yanking off my own underneath the mistletoe I'll make your sister moan. #xmas

What has two legs and bleeds profusely.....half a turtle ha

We watched the weightlifting event at the olympics...we're still not sure if it was the womens or mens event

Women weightlifters can lift over 100 pounds...but they cant lift a razor ?

There should be a masterbation event at the olympics ..it would be hard to beat cause theres stiff competition

The IOC has vowed to catch olympic drug cheats....I dont know,they're pretty fricken fast !

If the olympics taught us anything ...china with over 1 billion population has two hairstyles

Hey timex im pretty sure that if i wind up 660ft under water, I wont need a watch

If you dont like Blake Shelton we hope you slip down a 40ft razor blade ...using your balls for brakes

Y'all better go getcha some Colt Ford new album out tomorrow or you're as useless as tits on a bull #country

Dont forget Blake Shelton will be on Chelsea Lately at 11pm tonight!

RT Christabelle: I think ChrisYoungMusic is making a mark ...on the ozone layer #itsajoke #hairspray #youcanlaughnow ...ha

If you don't like Blake Shelton you're as useful as subtitles in a porno

Everytime Blake Shelton is on chelsea we tuck up.

If you want the Blake Shelton portrait donate any amount to any charity take a screenshot of it and (cont) tl.gd/ioau6v

Hey Blake Shelton don't leave us hangin...