If I don’t have a stove at home why would I have this

I’m posting standup Clips here now enjoy this dipshits

Here’s another standup clip you pigs if you want more go to my Instagram

Sitting on my dick until it falls asleep then pretending I’m jacking off a different guy

My thoughts on the matter.

My therapist told me I like to play the victim and think everyone is out to get me which is exactly what a bitch who’s out to get me would say.

Saw an Amish guy with an Asian wife idk I guess it’s just nice that life can still be exciting sometimes

“To the Denver Nuggets and the city of Denver, you believed in me first.” - Carmelo Anthony “To every fan who filled the Pepsi Center, thank you.”

This probably goes crazy if you’ve been bashed in the head a bunch

Homeschooling is crazy it’s gotta hurt so badly to get a B- from your mom.

I’m posting jokes here now enjoy if you want

Posting clips here now enjoy

I am a Midwest region semi-notable standup comedian and I was doing standup comedy in a basement

Here are some thoughts I have on the matter.

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The moon landing: Not H-1Bs or native-born Americans, but a secret third thing…

Hey man me and the other boyfriends have sequestered ourselves in the corner of this Anthropologie if you wanna talk about different knives while your girl smells candles.

"He had sex parties with young women, some of them minors, but none of them were "children" in the conventional sense of the ter-"

Oh you hate ICE? Remember that when you’re being mugged by an MS-13 gang member and you need 10 5’4 dumbasses to beat up a totally unrelated 65 year old cleaning lady on the way to her job.