The average conservative when it comes to work:

i’ll be your shotgun rider till the day i die

Lisa Barlow is a TRUE Trash Act, a scaffold in the community

SHES THE CEO OF THE END LISA BARLOW CORPORATION

Throwing a glass is wannabe behavior for any housewife in 2024 but Lisa is the third person on her show to do that in 5 seasons. Just embarrassing #RHOSLC

Angie’s BEEN able to read she’s honestly wittier than probably the entire cast #RHOSLC

Meanwhile Melania Trump is on mars

I have not done anything besides calling you a villain.

these gay guy madlib tweets attracting a ton of engagement exactly like turning a light on attracts all the flies hiding in your apartment

She looks like she’s about to call Meredith Marks a trampoline with eyes

Transcribing ha ha ha is sending me

“I don’t want her sticking bread in my purse” 😭😭

“Reviews from sources like Variety and Sputnikmusic describe "143" as lacking the charm and innovative spirit of Perry's earlier work. Terms like "flat," "vapid," and "disastrous" have been used”

weekly housewives watch parties at casa sweaty open invite oomfs (no Vida tequila allowed)

same except instead of the homeless and the toothless it’s the gay and the bipolar