Nobody ever yells "Nooo" when Ana Lucia gets shot.

Now this makes sense.

Remember when Twitter ads had standards? Now X offers up shit like this. Maybe @XXX would be a better name for this site, @ElonMusk.

I can't believe this is a real ad. Look how far you've fallen, Twitter.

Marvel, if you want to make money, it should be The 8 Deaths of Paul.

Three tickets for Challengers, please.

Welp, what an uneventful weekend. Surely nothing newsworthy happened at all.

That was the most intense earthquake I've felt in years.

No, it's just a standard Twitter spaces that can't launch. You know, like Elmo's chat with frog face.

Go for the legs, Kermit. It's your only chance.

That was a longer earthquake than usual.

The real Trump Derangement Syndrome is whatever makes his devotees blindly follow him despite his increasingly insane behavior and openly racist rhetoric.

Oh, Twiter. Your shitty right wing ads no longer surprise me.

Any. Given. Sunday.

#AmericaNeedsTrump out of our lives.

I always knew I'd be a winter storm one day.

Bold rebranding from Chuck Todd. #ChockTodd

If there was ever a director who was completely wrong for a Judge Dredd movie, it's Taika Waititi.

Running late already is he? You'd think The Running Man wouldn't skip leg day.

Today''s Wordle was like my worst game of Tetris. 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩