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me after two beers

CNN must pay Rick Santorum a lot of money to be humiliated all day everyday.

Do they have secret service in prison?

Pst I’m cracking open the pumpkin pie for tomorrow

I told my mom that Chuck Berry was in my top 5 most played artists this year and she said ‘EWW you actually listen to that?’ 🧐

For the record, my top 3 artists were Negative Approach, The Lovin’ Spoonful, and Chuck Berry, which I think means I’m a psycho.

Between Kelly Loeffler and Tomi Lahren there are way too many evil Barbie dolls to handle tonight

I just want everyone to know that I maintained my Duolingo streak during a coup

I was screaming last night when I saw the Big Star reference on Jeopardy and I’m screaming now finding out IT WAS KEN’S DOING LOL

It’s been almost 4 years and last night I learned my boyfriend thinks cannoli shells are made out of “noodles”

Some guy almost hit ME with HIS car and then called ME a bitch 🙃

Happy Birthday to that one guy who taught me about Don Covay @shitsterbauer

Someone just called me the Emily in Paris of Detroit I’m screaming

George Harrison is 14, John Lennon is 16, and Paul McCartney is 15.

The funniest thing I have ever done

Am I the dumbest person in the city of Detroit? I had no idea Ramblin Rose was a COVER!???

I feel personally attacked when bands I I like don’t play Detroit on tour