Wings pretty much 💩the bed today. Also, no real attempt to beat the 💩out of Kucherov. Disappointing.

I hate both teams, so I’m rooting for the real star of #SuperBowl : Food!!

It’s snowing. Which means weather people in TV feel required to tell you not to drive. Ok. Sure. Pray tell, how did you get to work, Sally?? Uh uh. STFU.

Drink whenever these guys say iconic. Order a new liver ahead of time. #SNL50

Sorry to see this. Wishing you peace and love, Andy.

That was the best anthem ever!!!!!#USAvsCAN

RIP Isaac

Ovi did it!!

Gretz is pure class.

Neither we were, Dylan.

The #StanleyCupPlayoffs always deliver. So many good games. Every. Day.

This #WPGvsSTL game is nuts!! Blues up 5-1. 4 goals in the 2nd alone by the Blues!!

Hollywood, tighten it up. Let’s make making movies under 2 hours long normal again. Sincerely, The World’s Bladder.

I love hockey so much.

The Detroit Tigers are so good.