Brittany Valenzuela Maxey (@blai_starker) 's Twitter Profile
Brittany Valenzuela Maxey

@blai_starker

capricious at best. these words like daggers. book nerd, sci-fi junkie, questionable poet, and reasonably interesting. she/her Neurodivergent AF

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calendar_today25-07-2008 13:03:25

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Pausing Pride & Prejudice for a little self-promotion. Please enjoy my faculty spotlight interview for CMU’s Dietrich College. “l would love for the next generation of scholars to encounter a version of academia that is more communal and humane.” cmu.edu/dietrich/news/…

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My mental health is a stack of indie films, unlabeled mixed tapes, and stale Doritos—I refuse to accept the disrespect my knees are giving at 3AM because I will remind them that the real pain is gonna come once the middle of the night productivity dopamine plummets at 6AM 😤

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If you’ve never had Limon Hot Cheetos with Olive Garden’s salad dressing, you’re probably not living your best life. I’m not saying I’m living MY best life, but I got solid snacks!

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Being the person who always forgets to put gas in their car before they need to be somewhere on time, is the metaphor of my mental health.

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AJ as he heads to the basement, “I’m gonna go drill some holes.” His masculinity is peak in it’s unintentional complexity. For context: he’s wall mounting a TV/monitor in my office and the bracket’s mounting points don’t match up with my PlayStation TV.

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Doctor told me the new meds I’m trying might make me sleepy and it’s okay to take them in the evening if they do—sign me up!! Sadly, they do not make me sleepy :(