every day for the last several months has felt like this

once I regain my trust and faith in humanity it’s OVER for you bitches

men used to go to war and now they rush to beat old ladies to a seat on the subway

I GOT IT BACK LIFE IS WORTH LIVING

I need like a perfect long sleeve black crop top that reveals a tasteful amount of cleavage and it is damn impossible to find

every morning when I wake up my first thought is that a man who knew every secret every trauma every part of my mind and heart and soul and knew exactly how damaging this would be for me thought it was worth sacrificing my physical and mental health to get off to multiple women

there are very few evil people, the vast majority of harmful people are just exceptionally selfish

biggest deadlines of my life on saturday hehe haha everything’s fine

my biggest conspiracy theory is that every single person who says they like EDM is lying

me reading my own CV: damn this bitch is impressive

recently expanded my dating pool up to 39 years old and they are so hilarious. why do they text like they’re emailing you 😭

I think many of you should reflect on why my silly little dating anecdotes make you so angry and then you should go see a therapist

during the most diabolically evil and traumatizing time of my life, god has given me simps to buy all the best stuff off my wishlist and to me that is beautiful

I need a clip front bra because it brings an element of surprise and drama to any sexual situation

i’m done trauma dumping. i’m normal now everything’s fine

gonna bring my students some candy tonight because college students just don't skip their thursday night classes the weekend of halloween anymore the way I used to