Adding 3 sets of grabbing a cops gun to my workout routine

Sending a risky exclamation mark and pacing around my room for 15 mins after

Do NOT ask me how that project I was really excited about last month is going. You're tapping the glass on the fish tank that isn't good for me

It doesn't count as a spotify screenshot post if I just say that I'm playing nightcall really loud. You can't get mad at me for this

We need to talk about the dangers of happy birthday culture 1/?

Kid at work called me unc it's so over

If you comment and try to make small talk about the things I'm purchasing at 11:30 pm you're going to hell. Sorry I don't make the rules

putting green lines on all my friends photos and saving them for if they ever cross me

He didnt really need to do this

I will NEVER apologize for being a drainer. Unless you want me to

Are you allowed to text your ex when you hit a bench pr

by the age of 25 you should have seen every classic movie or else you’re stupid and uncultured and annoying and all your friends talk about you behind your back and you’ll never find true love

After a lot of deliberation and recent feedback I've decided to transition to a page even more dedicated to wet food wednesday

I'm in school because when the water wars start the roving gangs are gonna need a guy like me who can do email

Gesturing in the direction of a hypothetical api call until my professor shuts up

Tried maxing out on cube rotations and tore my brain. Doctor says nothing more than simple addition for 3 months

Deleting this app until people stop being mean to bladee

Been learning Japanese and its such a beautiful culture and language. For example they have a concept called 濡れたたべもの水曜日 (nureta tabemono suiyoubi) Which doesn't have a perfect translation but roughly means "wet food wednesday"

Officially a guy who spends money on podcasts 2025 is going to get very dark

They should invent a second car horn for when you want to remind someone the light is green but you don't want to be a dick about it. Also the original horn should be made angrier and even more spiteful