If you can like this, your phone is good. #𒅒𒈔𒅒𒈔𒅒𒈔𒅒𒈔𒅒𒇫𒄆𒇫𒄆𒇫𒄆𒇫𒄆𒇫𒄆𒂝𒀱𒂝𒀱𒈔𒅒𒈔𒅒𒈔𒅒𒈔𒅒𒇫𒄆𒇫𒄆𒇫𒄆𒀱𒂝𒀱𒂝𒀱𒂝𒈔𒅒𒇫𒄆𒇫𒄆𒇫𒄆𒇫𒄆𒇫𒄆𒂝𒀱𒂝𒀱𒂝𒅒𒈔𒅒𒇫𒄆𒇫𒄆𒇫𒄆𒇫𒄆𒇫𒄆𒀱𒂝𒀱𒂝𒈔𒅒𒈔𒅒𒈔𒅒𒇫𒄆𒇫𒄆𒇫𒄆𒇫𒄆𒇫𒄆𒅒𒈔

Fr fr😫

TLDR Oil Tokenomics: - 3 token system (Brent, WTI, Dubai), each produced on different chains - Not 1:1 redeemable - 3 main bridges (Hormuz, Malacca, Suez) to move oil between chains. Hormuz is down - Devs (OPEC, US) control mining rate + insider supply (SPR) + sanctions

Met a guy today. Age: 23 Portfolio: $36k Started investing 2 hours ago. Goal: To retire at 30. I asked him how he managed to get $36k at this age. He said he worked hard & convinced his dad to give him $50 Million and invested it all in AAVE thru cowswap.

I checked my crypto portfolio to plan a vacation… turns out I’m traveling to my 9-5 tomorrow.

If I sent you $300K today… Would it actually change your life?

Sending $200 worth of $jup to 20 active mfers Drop your $sol wallet Make sure to do this first Join my tg channel: t.me/vanitycash Join the community: t.me/vanitycashclub

if you're in crypto, pivot to money laundering

if you buy a coin under 10k MC it should be impossible to lose money who is fixing this

how I start moving when go from being down -50% to only being down -34%

you about to get attacked by money overflow

👌

Citadel watching crypto bros trading oil on a Sunday

|￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣| Buy assets and act broke. |＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿| \ (•◡•) / \ / —— | | |_ |_

you are destined for bigger things

me explaining to my family what I do all day

if you’re still in crypto after all this, you’re actually a clinical psychopath something is seriously wrong with you and that’s exactly why you’re going to make it

Hilarious asf

passing through the strait of hormuz if anyone needs anything