//I do serious rp story lines too.

Going to sleep

What happens in Krakoa, stays in Krakoa.

“Reed is being honoured for some nerd shit tonight and Sue is going as his loving wife. Of course I stopped by beforehand to help with her makeup. Let’s see if her oblivious husband realises she’s wearing a real man’s cum on his big night.”

" I need some heads

“Honestly, I think Jennifer Walter’s is getting dumber by the day. She lost another case in court for me today. I wouldn’t let her keep doing it but she always apologises so well.”

“My administration can deal with street level threats and cosmic threats. That’s how I can handle sluts like Misty Knight and Monica Rambeau easily at the same time. Don’t worry people Mayor Cage will keep you safe.”

“Danny, Danny, Danny I get your upset with Colleen Wing for fucking me but honestly buddy why should she settle for an Iron Fist when she can have an iron cock.”

“Dr Strange didn’t believe I can do magic too. So I recruited his little doctor girlfriend and not only proved I was magic but that she could make a big black wand disappear.”

“Because Wanda is now a suburban housewife I’ve brought the hood to her. While Vision has taken her cracker kids to the park I’m painting her face in a strip mall parking lot. Save me from the suburbs.”

“Goddamn it who the hell raised Rogue? I mean playing with her food and making a mess and not cleaning up after herself. Guess I’ve got my work cut out ahead of me to teach her some manners.”

What is this anime even about?😭

“You don’t know what comes over you. Whenever you see one of my press conferences, or a news segment. Hell, even a photo sets you off. You’re worried it’s getting out of hand, that you need it more and more. Don’t worry, stop thinking and just give in.” x.com/9l_wq1/status/…

“Don’t worry Mark Ω 🩷 𝑨𝒕𝒐𝒎 𝑬𝒗𝒆 🩷 Ω still loves you. Slut just loves big, black thugs even more.”

“Scott, Scott, Scott. How many times have I got to tell you that you can’t make a housewife out of a ho and Emma Frost is the biggest ho out there. Well maybe if you won’t listen to me maybe you’ll believe what you see? This is for your own good.”

“Well I do miss Chas he was a good driver and my best mate…. But, my new driver is an improvement on him in more than a few ways.”

“Oh girl, I’ve had a long hard day at work. Unfortunately for you that means you’re the stress relief today. I’m sure you’ll be able to walk properly again in a few days.”