Jill very generously hiding her distaste at the dancing on offer here.

Ken isn't dancing as he has developed an enormous left hand, which he assures us isn't because of the wanking.

What could possibly have made Little Vegan Paul so happy? Find out for yourself by meeting Blackheath Morris Men and then realising that you are free to leave whenever you choose.

Another incredible practice. If there is one criticism of the side, it's that we're all far too handsome.

Folks - we are dancing out tomorrow, starting our season with the Chair Lifting at the Cutty Sark. Full details here: m.facebook.com/events/1385297…

Tomorrow sees the launch of the Blackheath Morris Men dancing season, and I will be proud to lead them out for our traditional Easter Lifting Tour. Details can be found on our lovely revamped website - blackheathmorris.com

BEHOLD! A single member of Blackheath Morris Men ageing in reverse, like a bell-clad, Pound Shop, Benjamin Button.

HOORAY! We successfully lifted a number of chairs because of Easter or whatever

Blackheath Morris Men are dancing in Nottinghamshire on Saturday, with a host of other sides - traveling on trams, dancing at pubs. That kind of thing. Details at our website - blackheathmorris.com

I reckon Chaz is the monarch most likely to Morris dance, after Ethelred The Unready obvs

We're off out dancing on Thursday - our Greenwich Tourette. Details here: facebook.com/events/s/black…

Dacre, showing the rest of us up. Again.

Blackheath Morris Men will be hoisting a throne of flowers - and some willing participants - tomorrow. 12 noon at the Cutty Sark Gardens, then some pubs. Come and be hoisted!

*Blackheath Morris Men: traditional, exotic, delicious. Did you know we also do folk dancing? Come and see us at the Blythe Hill Tavern SE6 this Thursday evening* (No purchase necessary. See back of pack for details.)

BHMM DANCE, JOKE AND GENERALLY ENTERTAIN THE POPULACE OF GREENWICH tomorrow Saturday 12th October with SPECIAL GUESTS Starting Cutty Sark Gardens 12pm, Old Brewery 12.45, Trafalgar Tavern 1.30pm, Star of Greenwich 2.45, Morden Arms 3.15, Ashburnham Arms 4pm (timings are approx)

Blackheath Morris Men will be dancing on home turf this Saturday! Starting outside Zero Degrees at 3pm, then at The Crown at 3.30pm for the Xmas lights. Little Vegan Paul will, we hope, remember his shirt.

An absolutely STELLA* performance from Blackheath Morris Men this afternoon. Difficult to pick a highlight, but we can certainly exclude the dancing. 14/10, no notes. *Stella Chevalier

The most annoying thing about practice is waiting for Lewis to charge.

"Shake On Me," perhaps? dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/arti…