I think I might try out for quidditch.

Ron asked why I was taking Muggle Studies. Easy A.

Imagine the power this photo would have if she looked like Hermione L'Shae Granger

Was called into Dumbledore’s office today. My mom sent a care package, and these teachers were worried it was some sort of contraband or unapproved potions ingredients, so they asked me to identify the contents. Y’all... ...it was seasoning.

At lunch I said I miss sweet tea. Ron asked what I meant. I explained. Half the table bout passed out. Padme asked what’s wrong. I explained. Cho laughed, said something bout England don’t know shit. Long story short, houses are divided, and it’s world war tea in the great hall.

Harry wants to go fight a giant snake. Beneath the dungeons. By ourselves. ....... ... No.

...they said Harry needed a permission slip to go to Hogsmeade for some tea or whatever. But he don’t need one to fight this damn dragon? I...

Draco talk like he can fight... 😒 But we both know he can’t. 💪🏾

If brooms had seatbelts, I’d feel better about this mess.....

Protect trans kids.

I’m playing spades with Angie, Lav, and Dean, right? Ron watched for a minute then asked if he and Harry could play. Dean asked if they knew how. Ron said yeah. Long story short, a couch is on fire, someone got hexed, and I think cards are now banned from school premises... 😬

I forgot to turn in my time turner. Oops. 👀

JK who?

Not ringing any bells.

Yes. My memoir. Hermione Granger and That One Time I Kept Saving Those Knuckleheads

I’m not the one pressed, here. 🤣

Ron stay minding everybody’s business but his. So what I’m in two places at once. Let me live.

Harry forgets he has a whole invisibility cloak sometimes, and that mess irks.

Learned about splinching today, and I’m just fine with walking. Thank you.

Lockhart ain’t cute. Don’t @ me.