WHY IS MY MAKEUP ONLY THIS NICE WHEN IM NOT LEAVING MY HOME

If you’re about to give your negative opinion of the halftime show, THINK: [T]hings don’t have to be “for you” to be good art. [H]eck, Kendrick has a Pulitzer and [I] don’t think you do so maybe you are [N]ot qualified to speak on the caliber of his art [K]?

Oh hey Dropout and/or Sam Reich … 🤓👋🏽

ITS TODAY!!!!

A reference to The Black Parade on SNL????? In 2025???? 🙌🏾

“I asked ChatGPT-“ okay well I asked the big oak tree at the center of the woods and she said you’re a lazy dork

Resisting the urge to text UNSUBSCRIBE every time I’m added to a groupchat against my will

My former employer paused all marketing on Pride toys and cancelled donating the proceeds to a great org because… *checks notes* … a single bigot doesn’t understand how BarkBox works? You literally have to CHOOSE and PAY MORE for the Pride toys. Happy Pride, gang 🫠

I honestly needed this news today

Just a lil something to take the edge off…

I love that thing where if you’re a black person of note™️, the second you leave a space where you’re recognized it’s just back to your regularly scheduled racism 😀

The one good thing Hulk Hogan gave me was Brooke Hogan who gave us the critically acclaimed pop banger “About Us”!! Brooke, girl, thank you. Hulk, I hope you packed for hot weather my guy.

Nothing wakes up my beloved Black Twitter™️ like the death of a known racist 🥰

I stand by the fact that NOTHING brings out the worst in yt people like being told their dog needs to be on leash in a public place NOTHING.

Imagine a show with Alexis Nikole Nelson and Crocodile Cam⚡️🇨🇻 teamed up to educate us on the flora and fauna of different regions. I would enjoy that.

SIGH… okay so what status do I have to reach for Delta to stop, as the kids say, playing in my face?? I thought I’d maybe unlock that perk at diamond medallion but maybe it’s not until million miler club? 🙃

Felt cute, making it ur problem ☺️🧚🏽‍♀️