“Tally-ho, pip-pip and Bernard's your uncle!” #Blackadder

“Oh Edmund, can it be true?! That I hold here, in my mortal hand, a nugget of purest green?!” #Blackadder

“Firstly, a total piss-up, involving beer throwing, broken furniture and wall-to-wall vomiting - to be held here - in Baldrick's bedroom!” “Ah, thank you very much, My Lord!” #Blackadder #NewYearsEve #NewYearsEveVibes #NewYearsEveParty #HappyNewYear

“Oh, my head! ...Feels like the time I was initiated into the ‘Silly Buggers Society’ at Cambridge!... I misheard the rules and pushed a whole aubergine into my earhole!” #Blackadder #NewYearsDay

“I couldn't be more petrified, than if a wild Rhinoceros had just come home from a hard day at the swamp and found me wearing his pyjamas, smoking his cigars and in bed with his wife!” #Blackadder

“Remember the football match?” “Remember it?! How could I forget it?! I was never offside; I could not BELIEVE that decision!” #Blackadder #euro2024

“The German Guns” #Blackadder #euro2024 #GERSCO

“Show me the Glen where the kipper roams free!” #Blackadder #euro2024 #GERSCO #Scotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

“God Save the King, Rule Britannia and boo sucks to Harry Hun!” #Blackadder #Euro2024 #England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

Still agonising over my decision on who to vote for tomorrow 🤔 #Blackadder

“Criminal record” “Absolutely not!” “Oh come on Baldrick, you're going to be an MP for God's sake! I'll just put fraud and sexual deviancy!” #Blackadder #Elections2024 #GeneralElection24 #GeneralElection2024

“And I can bring you the result of our exclusive Exit Poll which produced a 100% result for… ‘Mind your own business, you nosy bastard’!” #Blackadder #Elections2024 #GeneralElection2024 #GeneralElection24

“Master William Pitt the Even Younger, are you disappointed?” “Yes! I'm horrified! I smeared my opponent, bribed the press to be on my side and threatened to torture the electorate if we lost. I fail to see what more a decent politician could have done!” #Blackadder #GE24

“Mr. S. Baldrick...” “Adder Party...” “Sixteen thousand, four hundred and seventy-two!” #Blackadder #GeneralElection2024 #GeneralElection24 #Election2024

“Permission to shout ‘Bravo’ at an annoyingly loud volume, sir?” “Permission granted” “BRAVO!!” #Blackadder #England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 #Euro2024

“You see, I am a colossal pervert! No form of sexual depravity is too low for me. Animal, vegetable or mineral - I'll do anything to anything!” #Blackadder

“Fortune vomits on my eiderdown once more!” #Blackadder

“Bastards! I hate them with their long tails and their STUPID TWITCHY NOSES!!" #Blackadder

#OlympicGames #OpeningCeremony 😑