Hard pass on the wine and cigarette. Gotta keep it classy.

I want to go outside and touch grass but there is none to be found.

If the cat takes over my office chair, then I must consider work done for the day.

Ameen

Niggas treat hip hop like it’s fast food and I’m NOT liking that shit AT ALL

I feel like the South HAD something to say but that’s my opinion.

Almighty. Help us to protect our acts of worship. May we not be among those who pray, fast & give charity but curse, swear, gossip & backbite without batting an eyelid. Keep us mindful of such behaviour.

I just saw someone mentioning putting salami on a cheesesteak.

Logistics or tech * We only sleep on weekends. Maybe.

Astrology historically precedes modern astronomy and is archetypal interpretation + math. Eh.

Another simulation.

*cough * infrastructure

I tried to work something out with a family member once...and then she said that Erykah Badu can't sing. This did not sit right with my soul. Needless to say, we do no speak.

Ego.

mercury is in reverse cowgirl again

Civilization's technology has outpaced our ability to be civil.

The future was much cooler in the past

I might be a sucker for women w/ abs cause I ain't got none.

I can only imagine hearing this live for the first time. I was 16 and would have been there if I had known 🤣 youtu.be/IPgZ19h-0J8?si…

As a parent, wtf.