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Okay fine, I’ll just say it: The Pirates of the Caribbean trilogy (1-3) is better than both the original Star Wars and Lord of the Rings trilogies and I will be massacred on this hill.

The world ended in 2012 and we are all actually dead.

Still believing this is the greatest country on earth should be considered a mental illness at this point.

I turn 28 in 16 days.

The theater is my church and this is my pastor

S’all good, man.

My spidey sense is tingling

Last nights episode of The Last of Us was incredible and proof that sometimes it’s good to deviate from the source material as long as you have an even more compelling, powerful story to tell. This show rules. #TheLastOfUs

BRENDAN FRASER LETS FUCKING GO

“You know what? You’re a real motherfucker!” Sigmund Freud: *sighs “I wish”

In my anarchist era

My 6 year old niece lost her tooth and told me the tooth fairy gave her 20 dollars and my immediate question was “after taxes?”

Serious question: Who the fuck buys these magazines at the grocery story? Has anyone ever seen a SINGLE person pick one up at check out and actually buy one? Because I have NEVER. How are they still in print? I don’t understand.

I just hope somehow this success leads to a studio green lighting a Fortnite movie just for it to be the worst fucking thing ever.

I was just trying to swim

What stage of capitalism is this?

RELEASE THE GERWIG CUT

Me: “Mom can we get McDonald’s?” Mom: “No we have food at home.” Me:

People don’t understand how INSANE this was to watch live. I saw it with a group of 10 people who all liked to comment and make jokes while watching TV, but while we watched Ozymandias it was just stunned silence intermittently disrupted by GENUINE gasps. Masterpiece of TV.

The guy who leaked the GTA 6 trailer