i was at the store and a man painted entirely blue bumped into me. i wasn’t in his way or anything there was a clear path forward. then he said “bebo apologizes” or something in MY EXACT VOICE and just walked away

starting to feel like bitzel again

thank you to whoever has been using code bitzel when making purchases on hypixel. cuz i kinda forgot i had a code on hypixel

ok im just complaining for nothing though this is the most back i have ever been. i have never been this in the Green i have been bleeding subs and dropping flops for like 3 years straight it feels good

thanks team and Summer of Bitzel is in full swing

what if babies were called Noobs instead. Yeah we're having a Noob. I'm pregnant with a Noob. my 3 month old Noob is so annoying

superman is so fucking good Oh my Goddddd

guy who is really mad about imaginary Pedro Pascal SA but loves Donald Trump

for the past couple months my spotify discover weekly has entirely, without fail, just been instrumental jazz and jazz fusion and funk. Which I love, don’t get me wrong. But. I have no idea how this happened. it does not reflect my listening habits at all

make sure to visit the chicago chungus on wplace