Having your own apartment by yourself is so funny cause I really just swept the whole place naked

Every time i find out something new about women giving birh, i really cannot understand the AUDACITY men have to cheat while their partner is pregnant. Satanic behavior.

While all the Districts pay extra for groceries and everyday goods, the White House is excited to announce that the Capitol is creating a grand ballroom for opulent parties! May the odds be ever in your favor!!!

do ya pssy ever randomly get w*t and you're just like ????? what is it girl??? what do you see???

Remember when they said Obama would ruin the White House with Escalades on the South Lawn? Those people are really quiet about Trump turning this shit into a gaudy casino

a band in my checking account AFTER bills & groceries would have me walking around like the monopoly man

Men are not attractive anymore and im not even talking about looks. they are so disrespectful, want princess treatment, can't communicate, can't connect emotionally, immature and more.. is a complete turn off.

DANA "DING DONG" PERINO (NEVER HEARD OF HER UNTIL TODAY!) IS MELTING DOWN BECAUSE OF ME, GAVIN C. NEWSOM! FOX HATES THAT I AM AMERICA’S MOST FAVORITE GOVERNOR ("RATINGS KING") SAVING AMERICA — WHILE TRUMP CAN’T EVEN CONQUER THE “BIG” STAIRS ON AIR FORCE ONE ANYMORE!!! TRUMP HAS

Gavin Newsom says “eight of the top ten murder states in this country are red states.”

My ex bf used to get mad at me for going out without him. but yesterday, my current boyfriend picked me up from the bar w a snack wrap, McDouble & my fav drink in the passenger seat, and said "you're so hot, omg I missed you".....girls never date a man who's insecure.

even if it’s not true the sense of community and unity on here right now really is beautiful

You’re laughing? A man with a face 4 times too small for his head that spews Nazi rhetoric just got his neck turned to a faucet and you’re laughing?

You’re not gonna get me with the “no one deserves this” angle because I believe evil people like him should in fact die

they be like "yeah he didnt like your kind but he was a husband and a father" bro fuck dat Nigga

I am not going to celebrate Charlie Kirk's death, but I'm certainly not going to celebrate the life of someone who spread hate like this..